So, Day 2 starting off in a reasonable manner – puffed cereal with blueberries and almond milk. All very normal and tasty. To give you, dear reader, an insight into my task over the next month and – as our dear AC would say – to keep me honest, here’s a rundown of what i have to play with over the next 30 days. I’m somewhat nervous about Exhibit Six, to be honest. The far left hand corner of that little puppy has dust on it…. Plus i’m sure i heard tiny metallic noises from Exhibit Three, late one night…..And no bitchin’, btw, about how craply organized my cupboards are, thank you very much – they will become magically transformed into exhibits of efficiency and neatness over the course of this ridiculous experiment.
And yes, I was sober when i set myself this task yesterday. Still not entirely sure why but i guess i’m committed to it now….
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| Exhibit One. Should be good for tea for the month. And cheese crackers. |
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| Exhibit Two. Hidden Box of Treasures waiting to be discovered |
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| Exhibit Three. Where the good stuff is. |
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| Exhibit Four. Essential unctions. |
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| Exhibit Five. The Dead Zone. |
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| Exhibit Six. The Mother Lode and future genesis of Ambrosia custard and Spam fritters |
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| Exhibit Seven. An inadequately stocked freezer, full of severe intolerant salmon and peaches |
